singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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