We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Alive.
So much puke
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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