I skipped work to stalk him.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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