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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the day after is always just damage control
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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