OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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