we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
How does one acquire holy water?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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