Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
