I'm going to jail i love you
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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