i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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