yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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