Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Enjoy the penises
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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