that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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