Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
