kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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