You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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