I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
