do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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