just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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