I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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