Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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