Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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