who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I feel like abortions should bother me more
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Drunk is a universal language darling
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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