She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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