do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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