is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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