Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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