Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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