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dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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