the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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