I just made out with a guy for $7.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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