Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
There was a lot of him and a little penis
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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