The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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