I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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