drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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