He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
