what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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