Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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