billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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