i don't like sucking hair
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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