Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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