So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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