Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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