So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
