is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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