i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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