she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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