Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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