goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Randomize
