summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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