just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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