can u get pink eye on your cock?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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