I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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