That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
whose ass print is on the piano?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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