I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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