i permit you to call me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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