If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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